"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
