I wish I only lived at night.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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