he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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