There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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