I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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