awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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