I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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