:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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