I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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