Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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