ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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