I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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