The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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