Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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