I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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