ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
is wine microwaveable?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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