Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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