you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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