I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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