goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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