So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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