I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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