No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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