I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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