i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize