Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I deserve this hangover.
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