i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I am available for nakedness
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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