One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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