ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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