I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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