I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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