love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
you didnt know i had herpes?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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