why do cheetos always look like penises
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
