I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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