He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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