Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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