ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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