For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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