I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Buhtt sex?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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