Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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