Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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