i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Why is your signature on my underwear?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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