I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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