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Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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