I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
how does that bad decision feel?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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