butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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