You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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