How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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