The maid of honor just puked.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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