Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
No subtext here. People are naked.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
sex in a hospital.. check
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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