I think I won the penis lottery.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
