Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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