my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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