I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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